(W. Roelofsen)
Recorded on May 20, 1993 in "The Kelder" Hillegom The Netherlands.
Reprise virtualy recorded on 28 September 1991 in "De kleine Beurs" Hillegom The Netherlands

"Yiiiihhahahahahahah...."
"Yeah.... try this on your piano !!"

The girl, lives like a nun though....,
She's attracted to boys.
And when she sees, a guy she likes she....,
Dreams of love.

Go Now !... Why don't take any chances.
Go Now !... Bin' sitting on your own.
Too Long !... Without any romances.
Dream of love.

And when a boy walks up to her,
To ask what time it is.
She doesn't know what she should say,
And shows her empty wrist.

And that's all wrong, that's all wrong.
You should say: "It's time to play !!"
And that's all wrong, that's all wrong.
You should say: "It's time to play !!"

"Yiiiiihaaaaaaa....."

mmm...mmm...
mmmmmmmmmm...

"Yodelodelo...yodelodelo,
Yodelodelo...uhduhduhduh,
Yodelodelo...uhduhduhduh...uduhduhduh."

The girl, she lives like a nun though....,
She's attracted to boys (to boys).
And when she sees, a guy she likes she....,
Dreams of love !!!

Go Now !... Before you passed all dances.
Go Now !... And have yourself a ball.
Go Now !... Before you lose your senses.
Dream of love.

That's wrong, Yeah that's all wrong !!
You should say: "It's time to play !!"
(What about Cassius Clay ??)
Huh...huh...hey..."Time to play !!"
Time to play, time to dream of yesterday.

"Get back on fucking stage !!!!".........

Tooter and "Yiiiiihaaaaaaa": Blowin' Bootsy
"Yiiiihhahahahahahah", Additional conversation, Gun, Bottle, Burp, Cow and horse dropings: Piano Paultje
Handclaps and Plop: Heinz und der Emmenthaler Lederhosenstößer
Keystone Beer six pack sounds: Steamy Pete
Additional saloon sounds: Keytone Cops and Luuk
"Get Back on Fucking Stage !!!!!": anonymous visitor of "De kleine Beurs" Hillegom The Netherlands on September 28, 1991
"Is het pause nu....Nog eentje": Compo (definitely not an anonymous visitor of "De kleine Beurs" Hillegom The Netherlands on September 28, 1991)