(T. Salman)
Recorded on May 20, 1993 in "The Kelder" Hillegom The Netherlands.

"I won, I won.....,
I won one and I lost one !!!!..."

I've got a girl (he's got a girl),
She's so fine you know now.
And I love this world (he loves this world),
Cause I've got time you know now,
To do the things that I just want to do !!

Aha,

I've got a job (he's got a job),
A wonderful job you know now.
And I can't stop (he can't stop),
When you want me to,
I wanna work 24 hours a day !!

Yeah..Yeah,

But please tell me what I've got to do ?
When I feel lonely or when I feel blue.
Before I, I commit some suicide !!

Aaaarhggeeehhhhhuuuuuu !!!!!!!!!

I've got a girl (he's got a girl),
She's a witch you know now.
And I hate this world (he hates this world),
I got no time you know now,
To do the things that I just want to do !!

Aha,

Oeoeoeoe..tubtetubtetub,
Oeoeoeoe..tubtetubtetub,
Dadadadadadadada...tubtetubtetub,
Feel so blue !!!!!!

I've got a girl,
She's so fine you know now.
And I love this world,
Cause I've got time you know now,
To do the things that I just want to do !!

(feel so blue !!!!!!)

I've got a job,
A terrible job you know now.
And I wanna stop,
Right this moment !!!!!
I wanna sleep 24 hours.....

Feel so blue !!!!!!!

Kazoo and TT imitation: Ben Turpin;
"tubtetubtetub": Gonzo and Piano Paultje
Suicidal sounds effects: Bootsy, Diesel and Pete.