Little boy is doing things, he knows he shouldn't do,
He's playing doctor with his gir lfriend, who's a patient who's in need !!!
Of a cure that we don't know yet, we can only pray to God,
That our little boy the doctor doesn't do things we call bad !!!

Little boy is doing things, he knows he shouldn't do,
He's smoking hashish and tobacco, drinking liquor of his dad !!!
Stealing money from his mother, buying candy for a friend,
He's the only boy in town, who will let his parents down !!!

Lala...lalalalalala
Lala...lalalalalala
Lala...lalalalalala

Little boy is doing things, he knows he shouldn't do,
He's the leader of a streetgang, he's the one that knows no fear !!!
No one really ever loved him, he knows no other joy,
Than tryin' to show his parents, that they raised him to destroy !!!

Lala...lalalalalala
Lala...lalalalalala
Lala...lalalalalala

En als je nou je smoel niet houdt, dan ram ik 'm erin !!!
Je loopt altijd maar te zeiken en je krijgt altijd je zin !!!
Maar dat is nu over, sodemieter op !!!
Anders geef ik je een poeier, een poeier voor je kohhhhhhhhhhppp !!!!!!!

Steel Drums: Steamy Pete and Piano Paultje
Bass Vocals and Ian Gillan imitation: Piano Paultje